Thursday, May 6, 2010

Now I'm an amputee goddamn you

To do:

1. Revise/rewrite my paper
2. Be FINISHED WITH WORK!
3. Flirt with the hottie at Rao's
4. Get the creeper with the fanny pack to stop staring at me
5. Figure out why the hell there is SO MUCH cream cheese on this bagel. I mean, for real, this is ridiculous.
6. Have a drink or six.

Oh my god, some girl in here looks just like a rabbit.


5 comments:

  1. Isn't it ridiculous? I feel like there is ALWAYS too much cream cheese on my bagels.

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  2. Right? I feel like there is ALWAYS some girl who looks just like a rabbit.

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  3. Sassy-Pants-Vassar, that's what they call her.

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  4. Also, I've noticed that finals makes me a lot more active on Facebook/Blogsz/the Internetz

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  5. Bagel places also tend to put an absurd amount of butter on bagels. They treat the butter as though it is cream cheese and the cream cheese as though it is... I don't know.

    ALSO, ELLA SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

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